that giant bottle of Patrón Silver on top of my fridge is already broken, even though it’s still up there & yes possibly not for long because it almost falls every time I take down the blender Also, I’m already dead in spite of right now being propped up on pillows in bed between my two presumably also already-deceased cats & it’s true the one with cancer has been vomiting more lately but why rush things into nonexistence . . . when life is already full of reminders that we’re all like that guy in the old silent film who climbs up the side of a building & finds himself dangling from the minute hand of a big clock, the clock face slowly peeling away He finally makes it safely onto the roof & kisses the girl & off they go arm in arm which isn’t the end of the story, because there they are gaily traipsing into 1923 while the actor, Harold Lloyd, died in 1971, so he’s definitely already dead I think maybe I’ve got it backwards, though, or just don’t understand the point I guess it’s okay that everything gets broken, so we can just . . . relax . . . & meditate some more on the void or a mental lotus blossom but I’ve never been able to meditate, mostly I drink to feel calmer & stop thinking so much about death & impermanence I’d like to be more sanguine about it all, I’d like to unscrew the lid on the jar of myself & be okay that I’m already not breathing, but then I remember the bee my friend & I once snagged from a swimming pool & trapped in an empty olive jar, convinced it was from one of those killer swarms . . . It crawled more & more slowly until it stopped & I don’t want to be that bee . . . I want to forget where things are headed . . . I don’t want my portrait to be a painting of rotting fruit & slaughtered birds beside a caved-in scented candle, I want to be brush-stroked into the boating party luncheon at Maison Fournaise, the floating restaurant on the Seine, I want the wine they’re still having According to the Buddhists, wanting is the cause of suffering so it’s best to just . . . give up . . . & not mind . . . Actually that bottle of tequila did finally crash down, & ended in big glittery shards scattered all over the stone tiles, and—full confession—even the bee revived, something to do with the brine in the jar, & we let it go to die another day & I understand all this about as much as I understand the nature of time which according to the physicists is not what’s measured by clocks & doesn’t even exist at the teeniest, tiniest level, where there isn’t any past or future or even a present moment like this one, as you read this, to accept and be okay in, or . . . possibly . . . not.