The bat is hideous I love him so much a fact: if you stepped on a bat in front of me I’d kill you twice like a villain in a hot blue tailcoat the night floats its cream moon in ichor orichalcum the bat is happy in the dark like me smoking a long cigar at the coffee table watching another mansion tour which culminates descending into a private nightclub red velvet ropes the ideal of luxury is to vanish inside amenities like the Batcave or the Glacier Express my train of thought keeps ducking into tunnels rare glassware sparking like crickets hey have you ever been at a party and just needed to hide? have you ever been at your own party and just needed to hide? I feel like boarding a plane alone in a black suit with no luggage and wherever I land I’ll get a job for a secret society gently smuggling fat envelopes from a lush hotel into the dark garden lights teal and red fig trees I think I’ll live in the hour deep as a plum seed troubling the sky for a little moth-wing and sniffing my flightpath like the bat I’ll have everything in my grand coaly wings respect fear and when I open my mouth all these high squeaky sounds will tear out